pubendick

when you get a pube caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pronounced "pubendich" as if speaking in a german accent.

*dude one is having a bash*
dude one: ahh! what the hell was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of pubendick :(
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me masturbate?

by ladosaurus April 3, 2011

pubescape

The action of an individual, be it man or woman, trimming, shaving and/or waxing their genital area for an aesthetically pleasing effect.

Sally and Bobby decided that their pubic hairs were no longer having an effect on their sexual lives, so they decided to pubescape together.

by Clarke Buchanan October 8, 2011

pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning

by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011

puberize

This is what African American males do earlier than their Caucasian counterparts.

"I looked puberize up on WebMD, and it said African American males puberize earlier than their Caucasian counterparts."

by Someone who puberized October 13, 2011

pubesicle

The crusty structure in your pubic region formed by excess pube grease that has hardened.

I didnt take a shower for several weeks and my long, untrimmed pubes formed several pubesicles.

by Dr. Donuthole June 19, 2012

Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013