The Parker Brothers

A band of old hairy men who live in egypt.

Oogashaga.
Oobersnoozle.
And Waldo.

they make up the parker brothers

by LawnMowersAreREAL January 16, 2008

douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

by gmastamort March 24, 2009

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

henry parker

Very cool, very good, very tall, very strong

Henry Parker is very cool

by Not Henry Parker August 6, 2019

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 18, 2022