phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.

Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

phone drunkie

A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.

Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.

Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!

Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.

Second example;

Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.

Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.

by CptSoda June 12, 2016

phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.

I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

by Nick Steri November 6, 2020

Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.

"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."

by Sooty_ January 2, 2021