beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 23, 2005

Smashing off

To knock someone off the road with your car.

I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.

My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.

by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009

chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 05, 2009

Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 09, 2016

hose off

to get a shower using a hose

Perhaps you should hose off in back. (The Last Song, 2010)

by dakotik June 11, 2016

Off Bean

To be completely off the hook, crazy, in either a good or bad way. Can be used in the same sense as 'off the hook' or 'off the heezay', or as 'fucked up'.

"That sandwich was off bean!" - Sammy L

"Fuck me mate, I was off bean last night" - Hoody

by Jimothyz January 05, 2012

chuck off

to tell someone to go away and/or leave you alone in a offensive way.

chuck off you idiot

by 5dayresponse July 30, 2010