Front Talking

Back Talking, but front.

remember you cant back answer only front talking

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

The Fronts

When a person is not familiar with the controls or buttons at the front of their car.

Gary told Frank he had a bad case of the fronts when Frank didn’t know how to defrost his front window.

by Chrisjack477 June 28, 2023

Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

front dooba

i have no clue what this means

Ziggz: AYO DRIPPY NICKY PULLIN A FRONT DOOBA
Nuzzo: What the fuck does that mean

by Ziggz_Zaggz September 22, 2021

Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025

small front

A small vagina

She's got a small front for a thick girl

by -TheRealFrit- May 4, 2016

Living in Front of Eternity

L.I.F.E has been a way for me to stay ahead of the game just by saying it you acknowledge the concept and train your brain to think ahead and/or faster

Ain't this the l.i.f.e we want
I'm so far ahead it feels like I'm living in front of eternity.

by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023