Meat Wedgie

The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of their buttocks.

One man crosses his legs so much so his meat is wedged between his loins. Thus, creating a Meat Wedgie.

by Mallowcheeks April 14, 2009

Meat Catch

When a man, usually in the showers, swings his cock and balls forward then proceeds to catch them inbetween his legs on the down swing, forming a visable mangina!

wow! Did you see adam lloyd in the shower he did the best meat catch ive ever seen

by marchantman April 24, 2009

Meat warmer

(Noun):

1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.

2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.

3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.

5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.

Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?"

Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."

Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"

Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."

by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009

meat pied

after your throat gets slit and you are dumped into the basement into Mrs. Lovett's bakery, she shoves you into the oven and prepares you into a meat pie.

Sweeney Todd's victims are always meat pied. Well, almost always.

by Happy Pie March 14, 2008

Meat Bomber

(n) A military aircraft configured to drop paratroopers. So called because if the parachute of the paratrooper does not open, then the sky diver becomes a meat bomb.

Hey Falvey, what is that C-130 Hercules carrying today?
Well Lachlan, it is taking some of the 82nd Airborne paratroopers out for jump practice.
Ok then, it is on meat bomber duties. I hope there won't be any mess.

by NZAP 9041 January 19, 2011

Meat wig

It is a pubic wig that is placed around the genitals to cover up a rash or crabs.

Oh man my crotch itches and I have a rash! She was using a meat wig.....

by Nudemonkeybush May 18, 2007

piece of meat

an unintelligent male who tends to be a bit of a man whore.

TJ is a piece of meat.

by Marcy Schroder December 19, 2007