Arse Fister

When one sticks his fist in his Arse or Ass.
Blue Roost64: I love to be an Arse Fister@@@@@@
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS
by Dat_Fuze May 07, 2011
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Arse Hair Demon

Little invisible monster that grabs the hair on a guy's arse when shagging. Pulls the hair back and forth as hard as possible, resulting in the guy increasing his stroke rate to previously unimaginable speed.
Girl 1: "So, you got it on with Andy last night huh? How was it?"
Girl 2: "Andy was such a considerate lover until the point that the arse hair demon entered the room. Then he just pounded the shit out of me."
by Scotsdave March 15, 2006
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Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.
by rudiruu August 08, 2009
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Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.
e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"
by Han :) March 25, 2010
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Golf Ball Arse

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.
jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite
by wodawick November 22, 2009
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bare arse boxing

some night last night, met this bird and she was a bare arse boxing champion, went 3 rounds with her.
by blooter September 24, 2005
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Slap Arse December

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend
Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
by yourmumbed November 02, 2019
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