Nike Licker

A young man who is obsessed with sports, to the point where all he does is post about it. It’s his life and he’s unemployed.

He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.

ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.

Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.

He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes

usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.

his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes

this is the third day in a row he’s worn those basketball shorts. he is such a Nike Licker!

by scrot destroyer August 8, 2019

Nike Boys

(Nikey-Boyz)
When you buy a new pair of Nike shoes and you’re tryna flex to your friends

No one:
Me: Hey look at my new Nike Boys
Friend: Nice creps man

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naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

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niederlitz

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My friend is a niederlitz they are amazing and funny

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Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly

Wo mark did you see naked martin

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Naked mole rat in a towel

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

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naked bootie scoots

Dropping your drawers & scooting your bootie across a road, grass, cement or anything close by to pay your debt off

"You lost the bet in darts, so you owe me 10 naked bootie scoots, Dave."

"Drop your pants and give me 5 naked bootie scoots or I'll screw you up"

by Ktone24 March 27, 2021