Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.
by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008
Get the muffin runnermug. A group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing muffin and continue to masturbate until they ejaculate onto the muffin and the last contestant to orgasm on this creamy muffin has to eat it.
Joe, Mark, Jim, and I were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy muffin which ended in Joe puking up all of his pride.
by MatNOTmatt December 20, 2012
Get the Soggy Muffinmug. A slut muffin is a term first coined in fall 2005 that describes a person who is appealing to the eye and is very charming. They can also be quite seductive.
A slut muffin is someone like Jim McMullen, Angelina Jolie, James Bond, etc. "As I heard him talk to those ladies at the party, there was no questioning his suave aura and the way his words escaped his mouth ever so smoothly. He was most certainly a slut muffin."
by Jim McMullen May 9, 2006
Get the slut muffinmug. 1. (n.) A smooth, often muscular gentleman who has a way with the ladies.
2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.
2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.
Cameron opened the hotel door during the school field trip, his shirt off and a raging boner under his pants, to find the vice-principal standing outside. He was scarred for life when she commented on what a stud muffin he was.
by C Dogg July 23, 2008
Get the Stud Muffinmug. a person who enjoys going down on a women, normally female, though could also be male. created in the east end of london,as derogitory term for lesbians.
by Demon616 aka fabio May 24, 2006
Get the Muffin munchermug. Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)
by Jennoza July 10, 2010
Get the making muffinsmug. by Jenny (BFG) March 15, 2008
Get the Honey Muffinmug.