single mother lover

Term for a bloke who deliberately goes after single mums, on account of their low self esteem, gaping open fannies, and expectation of being shit on repeatedly - started by Patrick from the Logans, on their single - SingleMotherLover

He's a right fucking single mother lover, as soon as he see's the buggy his fucking eyes light up

by Don Logan August 15, 2006

motherfluffer

Baby friendly substitute for motherfucker.

Listen Jimmy, you motherfluffer, im not fluffin' around. Give me back my stuffed giraffe.

by tpain_cool May 10, 2011

mothers against hard rock

A shadowy group of mothers opposed to "hard rock" music. So far they have targeted popular post-hardcore/screamo/emo/whatever you want to define them as bands My Chemical Romance and the Used. This is considered by many an attack on the 1st Amendment right to free speech and a petition started on the internet as a protest to this has gained over 4,000 signatures so far. This group (MAHR) appears to have no known website (at least a Yahoo search turned up nothing) and little appears to be known about it at this time except that they are trying to ban bands that many people love.

I signed a petition against Mothers Against Hard Rock because MCR is cool and I hate censorship.

by andriod5 October 6, 2005

mother in law

the fattest, ugliest, meanest, most fake, evil, stinkiest thing (with chin hair) you can imagine.

If my mother in law wasn't so gross and ever got laid she might not be such a cunt.

by Splish Splash October 2, 2003

teenage mother

the polite way to call someone a slut

She got pregnant at 14.

She's quite the teenage mother.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

mother's day

a day in May when you MUST give a gift to YOUR mother and EVERY mother in your family......if not theyll treat you like shit and call you selfish,no matter how much you REALLY love them.......

a day when people show how materialistic they really are,a day when people get mad at you over a damned gift

i got paid $300 dollars at work and couldve bought a jersey and some shoes....but i ended up buying socks,earrings,cologne and a whole mess of other shit that my people wont use anyways......darned mother's day

if you dont they will be mad at you....regardless of how much you love and think about them

by tha truth teller May 18, 2006