No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

Mommy appreciation day

From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.

"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"

by NOT TIANDRE December 31, 2021

Mommy

Used by Stan Twitter to refer to any female celebrity. Used in the same way as “mother”.

Shabnam: posts picture of herself posing wearing a white flowing dress in a park.
Stan twitter:MOMMY

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2023

mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo February 28, 2025

Mommy

Wanda Maximoff

Wanda is such a Mommy

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Goth Dommy Mommy

tx2s whole brand at this point. fetishizing goth girls even when told not to

"GOTH DOMMY MOMMY!! GOTH DOMMY MOMMY!!"

by kaiidef March 25, 2024

mommy

a woman who is very attractive and has big milkers

person 1: do you think viper is mommy?
person 2: definitely, she even has big mommy milkers

by gyros big cock April 21, 2022