Facebook Mom

A term used by people to explain a mother on facebook who usually takes cringey pictures

You look like a Facebook mom

by Chickenmama888 February 13, 2020

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Mom-rebate

It´s when you purchase something with your own money upfront and later come crawling to mom for reimbursement. If approved you can expect a wire transfer to replenish your beer funds.

A: Shit, brah. How´d you get the cash for a new Gronk jersey?
B: I just lucked out, a mom-rebate for my orgo book just came through.

by buttcheeeeze January 2, 2016

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mom juice

A household term for wine.

'Well that sure was a tough day of adulting, better pour myself a big ol' cup of Mom Juice."

by Kiz... December 13, 2017

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1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

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Slutty Mom

A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.

I slept with your slutty mom

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

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creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017

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