The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
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Is a person with a lot of swag. The life of the party. They can always make you smile in the times when you are down. They also have a great smile themselves. They make great listeners and are full of advice. Usually down to earth people. Don't make a mobentley mad though. They can get quite angry when made upset.
person 1: I was so upset yesterday, bro
person 2: dang, you ok?
person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.
person 2: dang, you ok?
person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.
by volcomswag October 24, 2011
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Cassandra1980: Hi guys, you all should read the new Steve Jobs biography
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Cassandra1980: =|
P3rv69: :P
P3rv69: mobi or GTFO!
Cassandra1980: =|
P3rv69: :P
by RumpoleIsDead March 5, 2012
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