Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

Spooby Mobile

An old piece of crap jacked up car with over-sized rims, annoying sound system, being driven by a Spooby.

Wow, Frank looks like such a Spooby in that piece of crap Cadillac Spooby Mobile!

by ImDmac December 6, 2010

mobb

a group of friends as close as family and stick together no matter what

im bouta go kick it wit the mobb'

call up the mobb'

whose out from the mobb'

by charmss March 31, 2010

Obama Mobile

A car that is so low on gas it is considered to be running on Hope.

Man, for the last eight miles I was driving the "Obama Mobile"!

by Broke Ass August 3, 2009

mobbin' it

In Cali at least it means to do something with around a dozen other people with an assertive mindset. Often in regards to going to a party or club with liquor and drugs involved. Not necessarily with hostile intentions.

last night we were mobbin' it with 13 heads.

by Luchidizzle September 27, 2004

mobile

a city in alabama

sweet home alabama.. dun dun do daint don dun dow

by Qwerty April 16, 2004

Moby

Left wing troll who tries to imitate a right winger, usually poorly due to left wing's complete misunderstanding of who right wingers are. Often given away by telltale first line, "I'm a lifelong Republican, BUT..." or "As a lifelong Republican, I have to disagree with (Republican figure)..."

Moby: I'm a lifelong Republican, but it turns my stomach when I see the fascist rantings of these town hall protesters. What they are doing is worse than Hitler! I am going to vote Democrat until this stops and you should too!

Actual Republican: Try to dial it down next time, Moby. You'd be more convincing!

by Dark Eden August 29, 2009