mount saint mary's university

probably the worst place you could go to if you're actually trying to party in college. although some of the people here are cool, the school is actually gay as shit. it's where everyone knows your name and every single fucking thing about you. its where the after parties turn into middle school dances because public safety can't handle a couple drunken fights. its where people with no life sit in their rooms making random anonymous phone calls to PS full of fake complaints just hoping to see someone get raided and written up. The bottom line is the mount is NOT a university, its just grades 13-16. This is Mount Saint Mary's High School, bitch! hooray, we suck.

timosen: hey I thought we went to Mount Saint Mary's University?
twenty bucks: nah, I go to Mount Saint Mary's High School, you fool.

by fuckit December 14, 2008

Mary Kate and Ashley

two anorexic streaks of piss who can't acts, sing, design or produce.
every couple of years they come out with a straight-to-video film that no body buys.
why are they still around?
because they have blonde hair blue eyes and, admittedly, they strike a good pose.and prepubescents.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen make straight to video films that appear on nickelodeon after about 3 weeks.

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

mary saotome

A main character in the anime/manga kakegurui. She is a skilled gambler and I adore her. The majority of the fandom kins her (idk y, probs cause she comes across as having quite raw emotions which can be relatable). Yumeko is who most ship her with, however, in season 2 she has her moments with the Vice President.

She is also has a spin off series called Kakegurui twin where she is the main protagonist!

“Hey mate, who’s your favourite character in Kakergurui?”

“Pffffft, Mary Saotome of course,”

by maccy :) June 3, 2020

Marybeth

Marybeth. A secretary who dresses too conservatively for her hot body. Often referred to as a 'sexratary' by men who wish to undress her. A sexual fiend in bed she often needs a neck bite to get started, but once she's primed you are in for a ride. Also see hot, sexy milf.

Marybeth is soooo hot.

by DANIMAL October 21, 2013

mary

Definition: verb: beautiful: usually ending with the surname Hayman, this kind of mary can be very beautiful and very amazing given the right amount of time. A Mary Hayman is the kind of girl who is completly perfect in every way and is there even when you cant see her because if you just look up, you'll see her shining brighter than the rest. When she smiles your going to smile, theres no doubt, when she laughs, well lets just say a Mary Hayman can attract massive audiences with it. But when she cries, it's like the whole world stops and you have to be there and look after that, because if you do, the love you get back is outstanding. It takes a big amount of luck for one to come into your life, but when you do get one, use this simple phrase a lot: I LOVE YOU. Because she enjoys the little things, so make her smile :) Mostly a Mary Hayman can be very funny and witty, can be a bit mental if you leave her to do things by herself so give her all the love and attention she needs. Has a cat called floyd and a dog called cleo to help her with her history. Most people cannot find a Mary Hayman, usually found in my arms, and if anybody tries to take her, she can have a hot temper and will bite. She is so unique and beautiful in her own ways that heaven doesnt even compare to this girl, and as there is only one of her and shes in my arms, I class myself as the luckiest guy alive....

Faggot 1: WWOOOAAAHH !

Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !

Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses

Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !

Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....

by DannyBuoooy March 3, 2010

saint mary's girl

a smart, interesting, opinionated girl. she is not an alcoholic, druggie, or easy because not all girls at saint marys are that way. she may be spoiled, but she's not bitchy. and girls at broughton are just jealous because they lose all they guys to saint marys girls. HA!

broughton girl: i don't know how y'all can survive without guys. it's kind of sad actually because it makes all of you so desperate and easy.

saint mary's girl: no, it's okay. we're doing fine with your guys.

by pinkslips April 15, 2007

university of mary washington

A liberal arts university in Fredericksburg, VA. Students are predominantly from Virginia, although not always. Along with being ranked as one of "America's Best Values" in terms of the cost of the school, UMW's sports teams are always at the top of the Conference for most sports.

Don't be fooled by its impressive statistics for strictly academics, UMW seems to have developed a population of hard drinking students. Students commonly go out to party on Thursday, Friday, Saturday of each week, although its not uncommon for the standard "40's and Monday Night Football".

Director at UMW's Dining Services (He said this on Thanksgiving in 2007): "University of Mary Washington, looks more like university of alcoholics."

by UMWryan January 28, 2008