Mega Word Switchup

Someone who uses words as different meanings at different times. These peaple will have secret or non-secret meanings to the word with different peaple.

Dude one: "Did you see Mat today! Hes such a toob!"

Dude two: "You used that new word on me earlier! What does it mean!
Dude two: "Well when im using that word on you, i mean total noob. When on Mat im referring to a tool+noob"
Dude one: I never expected for you to be a Mega Word Switchup type.

by You know that it is me July 28, 2011

Super mega crackhead

A super mega crackhead is the highest level of crackheadness and it can never be topped

Me: I’m a super mega crackhead

Friend: indeed you are the biggest crackhead of them all

by YID ARMY 4 eVEr August 3, 2019

Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies

sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat

by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 29, 2010

binley mega chippy

Binley Mega Chippy is a chippy in Binley, Coventry that serves banging meals such as morbious meal.

"hay mate do you want to go down to binley mega chippy? I hear theyve got the morbious meal!"

by shriggington diggaville May 27, 2022

Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset

Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty

by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020

MEGA

an extremely large, overweight, or obese person.

Wow! that goalie is a MEGA!

OMG! pam takes up the whole soccer field!! she’s a MEGA!!

by notaMEGA April 10, 2024