Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.

Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure

by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.

Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"

by Abreathofaversaillian January 11, 2025

Spaghetti Mafia

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.

That gathering was lame I don’t think those people know they are part of a Spaghetti Mafia

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

mafia in my mouth

When she takes a cumshot from 10 Italian micropenis’.

Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets

by Lolkekchebureklolol August 23, 2020

qabza mafia

(in Pakistan) Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
Urdu word qabza literally means occupation.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by qabza mafia.

Pakistan’s own military is part of qabza mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia

fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice

by hamduster December 30, 2020