Stud Muffin

1. (n.) A smooth, often muscular gentleman who has a way with the ladies.

2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.

Cameron opened the hotel door during the school field trip, his shirt off and a raging boner under his pants, to find the vice-principal standing outside. He was scarred for life when she commented on what a stud muffin he was.

by C Dogg July 23, 2008

Muffin muncher

a person who enjoys going down on a women, normally female, though could also be male. created in the east end of london,as derogitory term for lesbians.

josh: Is that pip a lesbo
fabio: Nah she aint no muffin muncher

by Demon616 aka fabio May 24, 2006

making muffins

Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)

Did you just see that?! Gooch was just making muffins!

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

Honey Muffin

The greatest nickname for your boyfriend (if he is a sweetheart)

I love you THIIIIISSSS MUCH Honey Muffin!

by Jenny (BFG) March 15, 2008

the muffin man

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world

only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...

by dane garner March 8, 2008

Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

muffin-topping

(v.) The act of a person's belly, sides, and back fat overflowing the boundary of his or her belt in the way a baking muffin expands out of it's cup. First used by Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" cartoons).

Once we were on the subway,... my wife sat next to a guy who eventually fell asleep and slumped on her. I picked a guy who was muffin-topping into my seat and listening to an iPod. We felt blessed with our choices.

by PeckComm December 1, 2007