Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

by DatJackieB November 18, 2019

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

by J4KE_ May 1, 2023

chewbacca In a head lock

A chewbacc in a headlock is a sex act where a man with a completely un-trimmed bush fucks a woman until he is about to climax...then he pulls out, sticks it in her mouth, grabs her head and forces her to take his cum and bite all his pubes off.

Dude I'm so sore, Jenna put my chewbacca in a head lock

by The dank mofo March 30, 2017

Wizard Lock

Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.

'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'

by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011

lock back

A lock back is a small knife that locks into place. Usually referred to by neds.

"hawd oan tae a get ma lock back oot, am goona doo this clown"

by opy March 23, 2005

Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Locker Fap

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.

*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.

by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013