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Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
by SEM11 August 8, 2022
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tiana lay

she is a very peculiar person and doesn't know that I exist. she is pretty nice other wise.................... sike she is a dirty bitch who sucks jamals dick on a daily basis and will give you head only if you give her $1000000.
person 1; tiana lay is such a nice person
person 2; yeah and she also gave head the other day but now I am broke
by muccum August 28, 2022
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Lay

Lay is a word for extremely skilled fortnite players. It comes from an inside joke of the Fortnite E Sports scene where bad players "get laid", so good players are the ones who "lay".
You're so good, one day you'll be a Lay!
by CheesyKirah December 1, 2022
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Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022
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The Lay Line Effect

The ability of an A.D.A.M. satellite to maneuver through planetary atmospheres using the magnetic field produced by the planets and/or solar system.

A.D.A.M. Corp. Is dedicated in improving technologies that are innovative and literally out of this world! Tech that will NOT need space vehicles to reach orbit space and beyond.
A.D.A.M. demonstrated The Lay Line Effect by satellite atmospheric re-entry at 1 mile per hour.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird April 28, 2022
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Puss-lay-bean

Damn that girl had a puss-lay-bean
by Ilovemom_226 May 7, 2022
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Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.
Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar
by crullycubes October 7, 2022
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