you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

by cockjacker March 02, 2023

Kill every last one of them

A saying when your house leader wants you to kill every last one of them. Bonus points if your house leader is consumed by darkness that has built up over the years.

Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!
Me: No!! We can't dude, we have too many weak units!

by Thatsnotgaybro October 10, 2019

Shar (Last name here)

A kid that goes to Leland High. Sucks up a lot. Bites off of people.

Shar is in my class.

by That black kid. August 28, 2003

fart in my last pound of flour

Used to describe a very fat or extremely large person.

Wow, I wouldn't want him to fart in my last pound of flour.

by robbos4 May 09, 2006

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 May 08, 2012

first name my last name

To take someone's first name + my + last name. So it becomes something quite dirty.

For example (first name my last name): you can Chris my Jones anytime, if you know what i mean!

by Remmie remmie December 09, 2006

lue last name zer

A clever way of simultaneously naming a person and making refrence to their inadequacy of hip culture. Important to say "lue" loud, and "last name zer" under your breath.

Tim: "Lets get going before we miss the bus"
Doug: "Ha Wesssssst Siiiiiiide! ha"
Tim: "Hurry UP LUE!.... last name zer"

(lue + zer = loser)

by M Dogg March 20, 2005