Love Ladder

Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.

Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.

by PresBurrito May 16, 2011

pork ladder

Giving consecutive hand jobs to rows of men facing each other.

I really need to wash my face, i just climbed the pork ladder.

by laurenjizzle September 23, 2011

Fancy Lancer

A pretender; a phony man or woman whose achievement or success depends upon artificial means of support, such as designer clothes, makeup, processed voice, camera angles, spectacular lighting, or performance enhancing drugs.

That singer has made a lot of money in show business but he's only a fancy lancer.

by Pig in a Poke August 25, 2012

Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

by Bitchpump February 5, 2013

Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club

''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'

by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017

wrinkley ladder

A chain of elderly men, connecting penis to mouth.

I walking in on my grandpa participating in a wrinkley ladder saturday night

by YeetyMcYeet May 3, 2018

brody landry

A flat booty looking ass hoe surrounded by thotties with no titties like JJFROGSWAG, a Brody Landry also has no friends besides his cock and Isaac.

Yo man did you see Brody Landry’s cock it’s smaller than an atom
Yeah dude

by Brody cock lover October 9, 2018