knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 12, 2013

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Knobbing your ginger

A term describing the action of having sex with a ginger haired person.

Knobbing your ginger is often used to describe the action of have sex with a person who has red hair

"Have you knobbed Larry yet?"

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shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

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Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

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j knob

dick the shape of a banana

Guy: I have a j knob

by ok doky September 17, 2015

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Knob

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.

Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?

by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025

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