dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

The Keyhole Challenge

When two people having sex switch from one position to the next, without withdrawling the penis from any orifice.

She never really know what the true definition of victory until she had successfully completed the Keyhole Challenge

by Mae Rose January 30, 2017

mousebank keyboard slam

When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.

Person 1: (Bad Pun)

Person 2 (does the Mousebank Keyboard Slam): LASDFSKHGJKAHDLJFKHSLKFJ;ALKGD

by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017

Midwest Kevorkian

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.

Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.

by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018

Dirty Keivon

When the repetition of an action becomes painful

I was with my boyfriend last night and he did me like a Dirty Keivon.

by The Dirty Birdy May 1, 2020

dirty kelvon

A dirty kelvon is the when you and your significant other are having intercourse and you urinate into your partner, then giving oral sex to your partner.

Aye yo straight up I’m bout to dirty kelvon the bitch when she slide through tonight

by OG dirty kelvon May 2, 2020