To be made to believe that somebody has a romantic or platonic attraction to oneself as a joke, usually to attack somebody's gullibiltity or unattractiveness.
1: "Dude! That girl does not really have a crush on you! She is just jonning you!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
2: "They are obviously faking being your friend, you are getting jonned!"
by SigmaMeal November 14, 2024
Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.
Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023
by definerlolz November 24, 2013
by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024
1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 31, 2021
A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.
by Zyphus March 14, 2008
by The_one_and_only_shrek March 31, 2019