The Jonas Brothers

The most greatest, skilled, gorgeous group of guys!

I love The Jonas Brothers!
Please Be Mine!

by Melanie Clark March 29, 2008

jonas

1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.

1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!

by As Tave Myliu January 11, 2009

Jonas

Someone who has smelly breath and enjoys being farted on.

Guy 1: Ew, look at that guy over there getting farted on
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too

by sebber July 18, 2019

Jonas

Another word for a womans vagina.

I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.

She shaves her jonas.

That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.

I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.

by The surveyer January 2, 2006

the jonas brothers

the greatest band alive consisting of nick, joe, and kevin jonas. They have great voices and are sexy!

The Jonas Brothers
Nick Jonas
Kevin Jonas
Joe Jonas

by lanieee May 4, 2009

jonas brothers

a group of brothers who have their own band. group was founded in a barber shop in new jersey. there are three members, kevin, joe, and nick (battling some disease) these boys have a younger brother, frankie, and two parents. these boys are known for having many obsessed girl fans, and super tight pants.

becky: "omg the jonas brothers rock my socks!"
jen: "theyre okay."

by just_some_girl January 18, 2009

Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...

-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again

by Rewcifer December 10, 2010