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Jake Ryan

When you pick up a guy that is clearly hotter than you. From the movie, Sixteen Candles.
Girl 1: What happened to you last night?
Girl 2: I totally bagged myself a Jake Ryan!
by tokenblackkid August 3, 2007
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jake brake

Short for the Jacobs Engine Brake, a secondary braking system used on large deisel trucks like fire engines. Used with automatic transmissions, usually on trucks that carry a heavy load. The system uses the compression of the engine as resistance to slow the drivetrain. Beneficial because it reduces wear and overheating problems with brakes. Causes the engine to make a great deep sound that can be heard all around.
I would have burned the brakes right off that rig if it weren't for the Jake on there.
We were going down the hill in this neighborhood and when the Jake Brake kicked, the sound set everyone's car alarm off.
by Firemaneric April 30, 2006
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Jake Paul

by Dabbing on the haters August 13, 2017
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Jake paul

A white boy who has no life does stupid things in his videos on YouTube I don't know why people like him tho he's a weird ass white boy and clearly gets his fame from his brother @loganpaul
by Whiteboyjakepaul1991 July 21, 2017
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Jake Paul

A YouTuber who became famous because Disney paid YouTube to promote him. He has a brother Logan Paul and is constantly having feuds with him. He releases crappy diss tracks and weird songs and because he can't sing like Logan, he stuck with rapping. He has brainwashed the world and his fanbase is a bunch of 10-year-old children.
"Jake Paul is the best!" said a misled 10-year-old before being beaten up.
by The Definer of Random Rubbish September 6, 2017
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Jake Paul

A freaking idiot that makes crapy songs and gets 7 million subscribers off of it
by Johny honny July 17, 2017
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Jake Paul

A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.
Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!
by Aneera :) November 21, 2017
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