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Jackie

An ugly ass bitch who thinks she is so pretty and popular but in reality not very many people like her. She likes to think that she is the center of attention and the world revolves around her.

Someone who often has mood-swings and dresses inappropriately to attract the attention of men and beasts alike. Fails horribly.
GIRL 1: I was talking to Steve, you that guy that I like and Jackie walked up to him and practically raped him
GIRL 2: OMFG! That is disgusting does she not have any limits?
by HI THERE October 29, 2013
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Baha'i Jacking

Baha'i Jacking occurs when engaged in normal conversation, somewhere the other person brings up the Baha'i Faith, Baha'u'llah, or something about world unity.

They will do this in everyday conversation with strangers in hopes of teaching them about their obscure, dying religion. Baha'is are taught to lay traps in conversations which give them an excuse to bring up what they really want to talk about. This may range from anything.

To protect yourself from Baha'i Jacking, just ignore them unless actually interested. If interested, make sure you actually research it.
Bob: Yesterday, I was just simply having a conversation with my neighbor and he mentioned the Baha'i Faith.

Sally: What happened?

Bob: I told him to stop Baha'i Jacking and that it was really proselytizing... something Baha'is aren't supposed to do. I was offended.
by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011
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jackie-tabby

a girls hair part that starts near one ear and ends at the other.
"Did you see that girls bangs? She's rockin' a Jackie-Tabby!!!"
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Jackie-Oh.C.D

(Male variation: Johny-Oh.C.D)
A slang referering to people (in the case of Jackie-Oh.C.D, woman and in the case of Johny-Oh.C.D, man) who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). The slang also referes to pop-icon Jackie-Oh, even thought she did not have OCD, it is just a way of making the slang more relatable and catchy.
(Person One) - Hi how are you guys?
(Person Two) - I'm okay
(Jackie-Oh.C.D) - I'm awful, I didn't make it through my schedule for the day, when I got home it wasn't 1P.M, it was 1 and 2 P.M and that ruined EVERYTHING, I had to color code my bedroom really fast so that I could shower for the fifth time today, to put on color-coordinated clothes to meet you here, but it took me so long to get to this level of the mall, because five times there were more than three people in the elevator so I couldn't get in, and you know, clock's ticking, and the elevator isn't that clean so the risk of a fatal disease is monumental, and...
by WUTHERINGme August 11, 2010
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Jackie D'oh

A variety of Dumb Bitch that wears oversized designer sunglasses.

Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.

Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?

Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
"Did you see that Jackie D'oh that almost smashed into us in Swiss Cottage? She was on her Blackberry rather than actually looking where she was driving"
by Jherek Carnelian January 3, 2011
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jackiechang

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy
Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!
by Acmeusa December 29, 2018
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Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.
That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.
by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019
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