grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid
by ClaraNotFound July 25, 2021
Get the Karl Jacobsmug. A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books where a male will shave his pubic region prior to fellatio, and after ejaculating onto his partner's face, the hair is thrown on the face , sticking to said ejaculate (much like the gorilla mask) however as the hair is thrown on the face, one must howl like a wolf to get the desired effect. Some also stomp on their partner's toe to achieve an involuntary howl. See also "Team Edward"
"damn bro, did you hear chet gave Laura a team Jacob at the party? There was hair all over the place afterwards!
by Patrick the Bear May 3, 2011
Get the Team Jacobmug. Jacob gets horny very fasted loves the idea of sex will make any girl smile normal has brown hair and tall and very out going will do anything for his girl
by Alessa April 18, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Rolf Jacob Sartorius
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
by barney and friends hi November 5, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
by Julicakes1 July 31, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartoriusmug. a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
by yeet qt August 6, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug. a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008
Get the jacob englishmug.