Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
by Donkeysdong July 27, 2018
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Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted
Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.
by CommonWhiteBoi January 07, 2019
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Dynasty Book

When a book in High School has the names of previous students you recognize.
A: OMG! I've got Brat Pitts Government book!

B: Dynasty book!
by gs-teve April 30, 2010
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Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.
I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.
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Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.
I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.
by December 13, 2020
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book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”
by Couch_King October 02, 2022
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mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check
hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"
by bzurm March 08, 2012
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