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banana life hacks 

banana life hacks by retard234567 February 8, 2021

The ag123 kev hacks 

The ag123 kev hacks is where a person go’s out to by $600 hacks for ark survival evolved cause he can’t raid and cry’s and get caught and band and needs to sit and get good kid
Man1: what we doing to day
Man2: we going to raid an alpha tribe

Man1: ok cool I’ll get the ag123 kev hacks out

Man2: cool man we suck…………

Andmin……get good hackers boot

A.J. hawk 

Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏
A.J. hawk by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

THE HAWK 

THE HAWK is reffered to as the principle or one in a high position in a high school. THE HAWK often catches students playing halo or watching harry potter in the lounge room, or promptly has a birds-eye-view over the whole cafeteria in an attempt to catch students throwing water bottles into garbage cans dangerously. THE HAWK never stops in his/her pursuit for justice, and are rare in many high schools. THE HAWK's favorite prey is generally between 9nth and 11nth graders. THE HAWK often preffers combed-back gelled hair, and business attire. On occasion, the THE HAWK swoops from atop the ceiling, grabs the student, and feeds him/her to it's baby hawks for nutrition.
Student, "Dude I bet I can drain this water bottle in the garbage can!"

Other Student "Nah dude, don't, your a fucking dumbass"

Student misses horribly and is the prey of the hawk, who immediately takes him/her to the principles office.

hawesome 

hot + awesome = hawesome. A totally mind-blowing, fantastic person you can't get enough of. They are drop dead gorgeous and legen..... wait for it...... dary all at the same time. Truly a gift from heaven above.
Janice is hawesome.

Hey Trish, do you know Jackson Avery? He's hawesome.
hawesome by speedyslug June 5, 2010

Cindy Hawkins 

A dance where the girl asks the boy to a dance instead of the boy asking the girl.
Because homecoming is a Cindy Hawkins, I asked Dave to be my date!
Cindy Hawkins by lotsoflove0824 December 15, 2011