Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

hardcore kid

1. a "kid" even if only at heart, who stands up for something they believe in.
2. someone who enjoys hardcore music
3. someone who is obsessed with something

not necessarily "punk" or "emo"

1. that kid is a hardcore vegan
2. that kid sure loves hardcore music. he is a hardcore kid
3. that gamer is such a hardcore kid

by notyourbusiness January 14, 2006

hard core fuck

Having hard core sex so hard that the pussy turns bright red and the dick cums so much that it is soaked and the woman is moaning so loud the neighbors here it across the street.

Hey you want to hard core fuck tonight
Yes how much will it be.......
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by Pussy slayer 690690 May 19, 2017

hard dick

Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.

a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...

by very amused... August 15, 2007

post hardcore

Music that is as heavy, nasty and edgy as hardcore but not as one-dimensional and features exponentially less use of the words "respect" and "hate" in its lyrics and content... It has nothing whatsoever to do with Taking Back Sunday or Dashboard Confessional; defining "Post Hardcore" in such a manner displays profound ignorance of even the slightest notion of what constitutes this phrase's crucial rootword "Hardcore" and anyone providing such a definition that includes the above-mentioned bands wouldn't know "Hardcore" if it walked up and punched them in the teeth while wearing brass knuckles or if Sheer Terror was playing a live show in their mother's basement.

"That website all the emo-mo's and whitebelts whine and post pictures of themselves on lists 400 Blows as "Post Hardcore" - that's interesting, I'd call it Metal or Rock."

by MattFromVacationlandWhat January 5, 2006

mothers against hard rock

a stupid organization that wants to get rid of rock. they have only targeted the used and my chemical romance so far. like i dont get it cuz why dont they go after something worse like rap/hip-hop which is all about insulting girls and sex and drugs and violence. if you ever actually listened to mcr or the used they are pretty good. besides what about our rights. the freedom of speech? huh? and i dont get it why dont they really try to get rid of something that is killing innocent people, like uh smoking for example. you dont have to listen to them if you dont want but you dont have to take them away from us. if you dont want your kids listening to them then take away the cd but w/e cuz mcr are good role models who are against racism, sexism, and homophobia. i just dont get it but w/e. besides that you are taking away from the economy b/c their records bring business to record stores and companies and this is these peoples jobs. they have worked hard. well it doesnt really matter what mahr does couse they cant do get rid of rock just like christians(no offense, im a christian too, im just saying its impossible) cant get rid of all the evil in the world or convert everyone to christianity, its the same concept. besides people are gonna listen to what they want no matter what you do and just b/c you think they are scary looking well maybe you need to get past that and listen to what they have to say. like gerard says in 'thank you for the venom' "it aint the mark or the scar that makes you one" i think that songs very well depicts the situation even though its about religion i think yo ushould listen to it

....You're running after something
That you'll never kill
......You wanna follow something
Give me a better cause to lead
Just give me what I need
Give me a reason to believe....

Mothers Against Hard Rock is gay so i say Hard Rockers Against Mothers anyone?

by I heart mcr September 7, 2005

hard nipple

A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.

While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.

by whats a hard nipple? June 7, 2009