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hard balls

when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had hard balls!!
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
mugGet the hard ballsmug.

hard post

a post that slaps
could be a based take or just content that's cool in some way
I've never seen Mac post cringe, mf only makes hard posts
by cheese toastie with pickles October 4, 2021
mugGet the hard postmug.

pant hard

pant poke and push roof of cloth. it make tent like structure with cloth. want to make big explosion. cant control pant. need sweet relief now
hi dere pant hard. plese send pic of bob and vegana with cloth removed. only a pic of bob can fix pant. pleas there is not much time. in hospital and need pic of bob to be cured of ilness. bob is last hope

*a few moments later*

hi this is jaragiosios mom. he in hospital and is not doing good. wanted me to ask u for bob pic? he is no longer able to move limbs. pls send finest of bob pic to him

*3 minutes later*

this is jaragiosios. never talk to me again. made it out hospitol with out u help. delet my facebok bitch
by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019
mugGet the pant hardmug.

hard hat

Hard hat is a slang synonym for an erect penis.
For example "Honey i got a hard hat are you ready"
Or "hmmm this porn cause's meglo hard hat syndrome"
by Chris Woodruff August 18, 2006
mugGet the hard hatmug.

try-hard

A person who trys their nuts off. Especially when you think they are only winning only because they are putting too much effort into something.

Often declared by hypocrites during long winded tantrums while playing video games such as CoD. They call out other people when they are in fact trying too hard and still losing.
Person 1: "Do you know Justin Earl?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I played MW2 with him last week. He's such a try-hard!"
mugGet the try-hardmug.

marty hard

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.
don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.
by george January 20, 2005
mugGet the marty hardmug.

hard point

A place (or object behind which) to take cover from gunfire.
Quick, get to a hard point!
by rifterer January 17, 2013
mugGet the hard pointmug.

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