Toone goon 

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee

Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes

Toone goon by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022

the goon 

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

the goon by anxxss November 3, 2022

Big Goon 

Big Goon the act of having a big shit

I had a huge big goon after that curry last night

Big Goon by VileGay September 21, 2023

giggly goon clown 

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.

oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown

giggly goon clown by cockbounce November 12, 2023

Moon Goon 

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.

I went moon gooning last night

Moon Goon by Ky weber November 18, 2023

Poop Goon 

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.

“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”

Poop Goon by The Cockenator February 5, 2024

Little Goon Assistant 

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

Little Goon Assistant by perroa March 22, 2024