To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.
Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.
by potato pusher December 28, 2010
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-Yo are you gonna get mangled and smash fruit with someone at temple tonight?
- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.
- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.
by ultimate smasher June 22, 2009
Get the smash fruit mug.General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.
Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.
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Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.
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Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.
by Not Steve yo! August 19, 2012
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I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.
by vinxanity March 30, 2015
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Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
by Mikey July 23, 2004
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jimmie attempted to eat his fruit cup but ended up spilling it over his plastic poncho in a drooly mess.
by Alex Homeskillet February 24, 2008
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