Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
Get the Feral Front-Seatermug. When someone says it to you in the middle of a sexual conversation pleasure in the front and party in the back
by Ghost me November 10, 2020
Get the pleasure in the front and party in the backmug. A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the front-lawn storefrontmug. by JimmyTheSmack March 8, 2019
Get the Front Buttermug. I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."
by FrontTwix October 21, 2017
Get the front twixmug. shut the front door!
by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023
Get the shut the front doormug. This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Get the front of the house facemug.