Frosty Porthole

When you're giving someone head on a yacht and they cum on your monocle (or glasses)

Over the weekend we were out on the water and my bf gave me a frosty porthole.

by ladyfrecklefish November 18, 2025

frosty

Somebody, typically online or playing a video game, whose behavior is exuding stupidity, slowness, or overall lack of a brain.

You are one frosty bitch.

by hotonfye January 4, 2026

tre frosty

one who is cold, sarcastic, or rude

When at a club, if a girl ignores your request to buy her a drink, she is "tre frosty"

by Calejandro December 6, 2010

bobby frostyslide

Doing a line of cocaine off of someone's penis.

Once I got hard, everyone started doing bobby frostyslides off of me. Whoever blew me next said my dick was still bitter.

by jamaican_dude July 22, 2015

Chocolate frosty

When a man cums in a woman's asshole and she shits it out.

"My boyfriend wants to try a chocolate frosty" .

by Crazymankills September 2, 2016

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018