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by bmil02 February 20, 2025
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P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
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A kid that is obsessed with children, he is so in love with kids its so amazing perverted, he could be a pedophile (allegedly) but we don't know for sure (there is definite signs agreeing with this accusation) he called me a freaky n word
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Get the Alexander mug.Alexander Vartan is an American-metal musician and multi-instrumentalist based in Massachusetts. He plays drums, guitar, bass, piano and does vocals. He is attending Berklee College of Music. He is the son of Samuel Vartan, a Greek-Armenian fashion designer known for his work in Boston.
He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.
You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.
He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.
You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.
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Person 2: Definitely Alexander Vartan!
Person 1: Good choice, he's awesome.
Person 2: Definitely Alexander Vartan!
Person 1: Good choice, he's awesome.
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Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.
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