Sixth finger

When you want to maul someone and you pull down your pants and tell them you have a sixth finger,while using your dick to blend in, but upon further inspection they will notice they are meat gazing and feel silly.

Yo check out my sixth finger!

by PieKnee October 2, 2016

finger

A part of the body that is about to be shoved up the reader's ass because he doesn't know what a fucking finger is.

The reader is so fucking dumb that he still needs an example for the word finger

by ur momz0rz October 8, 2006

finger blast

(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.

"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."

by K- September 10, 2006

Jerk Finger

Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.

Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger

And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

finger doodle

To play with one's twat.

Last night, we wanted some afternoon delight, but only ended up with some finger doodle.

by Missy Levesque December 21, 2007

Finger Fumble

When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!

Amy: So how was your night with Benny?

Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..

Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!

by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009