me, dressed in wings, tutu and wand, a Schlitz tall boy in one hand ready to scour the masses...striking drunkards with my stealth wand (we'll leave that at that!) Encouraging drunks abound to hit on every hot chick or male to be found, to be given the approval to utter your slurred slobbering words, and yes, to puke on your best friends' sofa...
by bosch_sage November 19, 2007
Get the beer fairy mug.A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.
Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!
Bob: You mean like how to start wars?
Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!
Bob: You mean like how to start wars?
Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!
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A fairy blue is a "New Conservative", popular with hardline and unalligned conservatives within the UK, the term is usually one of derision.
Came about with the UK Conservative party's redesign along with its use of lighter blues. Fairy is a pre recognised term usually used to describe males of the homosexual persuasion.
Came about with the UK Conservative party's redesign along with its use of lighter blues. Fairy is a pre recognised term usually used to describe males of the homosexual persuasion.
e.g. 1
Disgruntled Tory 1: "Did you see the new party logo?"
Disgruntled Tory 2: "Sigh, he's painted the party fairy blue"
e.g. 2
Disgruntled Tory 1: "What did you think of the blue fairy's security agenda?"
Disgruntled Tory 1: "Did you see the new party logo?"
Disgruntled Tory 2: "Sigh, he's painted the party fairy blue"
e.g. 2
Disgruntled Tory 1: "What did you think of the blue fairy's security agenda?"
by AliBarFarBarHar June 18, 2008
Get the Fairy Blue mug.The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.
Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.
Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O
by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009
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Get the fairy mug.The act of a female rubbing her genitals on someone's face while sleeping. The female equivalent of the tea-bag.
by Harrold Seaword July 6, 2011
Get the Fairy dust mug.A comical way to refer to the pathetic amount of kief left in your weed sack or grinder when you are out of marijuana.
Mike: Hey Springer, do you want to throw in on this bowl?
Springer: Wish I could man, but all I've got is fairy dust... I'll definitely smoke with you though.
Mike: Nah, fuck off man.
Springer: Wish I could man, but all I've got is fairy dust... I'll definitely smoke with you though.
Mike: Nah, fuck off man.
by Bluntman and Chronic 420 November 17, 2010
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