Goon Fap

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.

Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.

by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025

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Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.

Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap

by No Cure for Stupid People January 24, 2023

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not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

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Jap Fap

An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.

Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity

Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life

by Lolinight101 February 8, 2020

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chicken fap

A repetitive movement of an elbow on a penis until ejaculation. Resembles the dance move.

Will u give me a chicken fap.

by The Angry Wiener October 30, 2017

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Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

by Matayugumi December 7, 2019

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