face wreath

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."
by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010
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Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 02, 2009
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face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"
Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF
by Fabio Nig March 06, 2013
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Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.
J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!
by brennanhuff October 20, 2009
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Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.
"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"
by TheKidDynamite October 29, 2009
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Creed Face

the look on everyone's face, be it at a party, bar, etc. when that one jackass commits the most atrocious of party fouls by changing the cd player/jukebox/ipod to his favorite song by the aforementioned band. It is not a look of disgust, disapproval, shock, or annoyance, although it does have some resemblance to all of them. it is a unique look that only creed can evoke.
dude 1: I met this chick last night and she was all about getting me in bed. It was awesome

dude 2: That's what drunk you remembers. sober me remembers you hitting on said chick and her responding with creed face.

dude 1: creed face? there's no way i was that bad.

dude 2: she had creed face dude. maybe next time
by treestupid June 06, 2010
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Sami-face

A look of disgust, usually seen on a brown guys face after being insulted ten or twenty times by close friends. Usually preceeds dirty looks and horrible acts of violence.
A: You suck ass!
B: *sami-face*

A situation like this usually follows B planning to kill A or B walking away all depressed.
by ISSC March 10, 2010
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