Facebookholic

When one is repeatedly using "facebook" several hours a day. Always thinks about it over other things such as school and friends and family. Have a 1000 friends or more( so they think). OBSESSED

MY NAME is ______ and I am a facebookholic

by cutie4eva93 October 5, 2010

Facebooksturbation

Liking one's own post on Facebook.

I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.

by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures

John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009

Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.

hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.

by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010

Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.

I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!

by Rhymingrealtor July 8, 2010

erasebook

(uh-RACE-book) Alternate form of deletebook.

Frank: I asked Sue out in someone's comment-thread but I got nervous and deleted it.
Tim: Yo! She'll totally see it anyway even though you erasebooked it.
Frank: Oh, snap! Her boyfriend has nunchaku!

by Sam Weir May 6, 2010