Duck Magic

The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."

I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.

by MrWrightFan26 July 29, 2018

a duck to the feet

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

by Perlith October 12, 2010

duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.

"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."

by RizzDizz February 10, 2009

Duck Bill

The appearance a person's mouth takes on after having to much collagen injected into their lips.

I walked down Hollywood Blvd and saw more Duck bills than you would in a Chinese restaurant dumpster.

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

cut the duck

Can mean whatever you want as long as it makes sense. Ex) "Madison, cut the duck! Dump him." Ex 2) "She cut the duck." She dumped him GOOD. Ex 3) " I'm cutting the duck! Gn." - I'm going to sleep... It can mean cut the crap, whatever! You can use it all the time because it's freaking fun to say!

Hun! Cut the duck! He's cheated on you too many times.

by scs010 April 17, 2017

duck widow

The wife or significant other of a hardcore duck hunter during duck season.

Oh its duck season so Sue Ellen is a duck widow until the season over and Billy Bob is done hunting.

by sevendrakes December 25, 2009

Grey Duck

A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck

Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"

by Char H January 8, 2006