the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.
Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.
by cablife November 2, 2011
Get the driver side ankle scratchmug. Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far
Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
Get the Cali Driver’s Syndromemug. 1. P1 in qualifications
2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
2. All eyes on the light at the start
3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside
2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position
3. Always reading the situation in front of you
4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
Get the Calm drivermug. Any type of blunt, J, Spliff, Joint rolled in ones car, will be sparked by said driver, as is drivers rights. Basically the driver gets the first hits on any joint rolled it there car.
Passenger; "I've just rolled a phat one"
Driver; "Drivers Rights" then proceeds to spark the joint and toke away
Driver; "Drivers Rights" then proceeds to spark the joint and toke away
by HighAfHun September 6, 2015
Get the Drivers Rightsmug. A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
Get the San Francisco pile drivermug. In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
Get the Bus Drivers' Rulesmug. One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"
"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."
"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."
"Asshole."
"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."
"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."
"Asshole."
by The silent giant June 8, 2014
Get the northern drivermug.