Back door love can mean two things: anal sex, which "back door" can be your anus. It can also be a lover (male/female) of a married man/woman.
"I'm your back door lover/ creepin' in when the lights go off..." Song lyric from Josie and the Pussycats (movie)
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Get the Open Door Dumper mug."By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album
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Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.
Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012
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Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"
Peter: "Sweet"
Peter: "Sweet"
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Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."
Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
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