Sprinkle donut

Verb-the act of going into the sea and then rolling in the sand creating the apperance of sprinkles on their body-usually performed at parties and other HIGH-larious events that take place on a beach

'I dare you to sprinkle donut naked on the beach'
'Hell no bitch, I don't want sand up my butt'

by dannybazooka September 7, 2013

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014

jack in the donut

Masturbation that ends by ejaculating inside a vagina.

"Stacey said we couldn't have sex tonight, but we ran out of lube after 15 minutes so I jacked into her donut"

"I was taking care of my morning wood while my gf slept, but I got too turned on and ended up jacking into her donut"

"I usually jizz on her face but yesterday I gave her a jack in the donut"

by Myfamilyjules June 30, 2019

crimson donut

a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period

I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.

I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.

I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!

by hell c. February 2, 2009

Powdered Donut

Cum in a girl's face, then shove it into the sand.

After having sex on the beach with that girl, I gave her a Powdered Donut.

by Xan81 July 31, 2011

Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011

dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2007