donkey cow

a fat cum-guzzling bitch who has absolutely no use in society

That fucking bitch ass donkeycow lisa, i hope she chokes on her fucking chicken whopper.

by j August 21, 2003

Donkey Stench

The smell left over on your hand and arm after fisting ones partner

Joe's friend Al could smell the donkey stench from across the room.

by VD February 11, 2004

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Slack jawed swamp donkey

Another name for a dirty slut.

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.

by DM321 May 26, 2010

donk

n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"

I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.

by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart

where have i seen that before

by as is June 28, 2003

Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010