web ding

australian kid

go hmu web ding up he lookz cool

by Aaron meow meow September 25, 2021

Ding

Ding is a sound used the describe Jasandeep. You know who you are

What in the DING!?

by Jasanding Siding January 7, 2023

ding dong

ding dong is a family friendly word for dick

son: my ding dong got hard
Mom: show me

by vforvoiceless June 25, 2021

Ding Ma Line

get someone to ring you

1.Im Goingg Out Ding Ma Line
2.Okok Ill Ring Yhu Later

1.Im Going Out Ring Me
2.Okay Ill Ring Yhu

by Kayteh'Bubsz :] May 23, 2008

Ding dat

Adj.
A descriptive word to describe someone whose being silly or a weirdo

My boyfriend sent me this “sugma” I responded with ding dat

by Muah2.0 September 4, 2021

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney

“Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”

by Sshh765 September 6, 2019