DECAL

D.E.C.A.L.:
Don't Even Care About Life.

#1: Wow, this is the worst day of my life.

#2: Fuck it...

#1: Yeah, you know what, DECAL.

by shickashickaWHAT. October 15, 2008

Drug Dealer

"A man that only wants to see you happy"
-Quackity

A nice quote from Mexican gamer Quackity when he was trying to be a drug dealer in Minecraft and offering drugs to Tommyinnit and Tubbo's sister Lani.

by idisijididi May 12, 2021

dealer's choice

The freedom to choose where you come without question, whether it be pussy, ass, or mouth. This is only available to partner's who have earned the trust and have permission.

Yes, please come in me wherever you want, dealer's choice.

by Fr4ulein December 19, 2020

shitty deal

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.

my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.

by mCcloud April 10, 2008

dealie

Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.

Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?

by Qbert November 3, 2004

seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

by Alexander0000 October 28, 2008

what's the damn deal?

what you ask a girl you tryna get into if you know what i mean

I asked Cristina what's the damn deal?
she said "you tell me"
so i knew she was down

by JD6 March 5, 2008